Wagon's List of Places Not To Go!
Disclaimer: These are just my opinions. I am not trying to make these places look bad, these are just FYIs about my opinions and why I feel that way. I will NEVER go to these places unless its a going out of business sale and I can go there to point and laugh at them!
Subway: This is the most blatant case of false advertising I have ever seen. NONE of their sandwiches even remotely resemble the ones in their ads. Once I got a sandwich that looked like a mile high pile of beef, yet their recipe called for 3 ounces of meet! I tried to tell them that since most of the sandwich was bread, and that I drank water, I was mentally abused by being treated like a prisoner! I got $6 worth of coupons. GO TO HELL I dont want your charity!
Jim Boys: I used to eat at this place quite often. About 2 years ago it was about 2 AM and I was coming home from UNR after studying a tad bit. I placed my order, 1 beef burrito and 1 chicken burrito, and watched the dickheads prance around inside. I just knew they were doing stuff to my food, but I ate it anyways. A few hours later - VOMIT - VOMIT - VOMIT..NEVER AGAIN . This place just plain sucks
In and Out Burger: I used to like this place too until that dreaded day a few months ago. Eating 2 double doubles I went back to work where I began to feel light headed and dizzy. I herocally drove home with my eyes closed so that I could puke in the pivacy of my own latrene. It was nice. I also got the shits. After a few hours of trying to make the room stop spinning I went back to work. 1 other person got sick the same day and another report of BROWN LETTUCE was handed to me! I suggested they rename this place In and Up Burger, but they sent me a check for $4.23 instead
Figarro's Pizza: Oh My! What a horrible pizza recipe they have. Tombstone and Red Barron are heads and shoulders above this place. I mean the food wasnt bad, but for the 9 bones for a small pizza I could have gotten 5 times the food if that money was invested in a tasty Tony's Pizza. Note to future restaraunt owners of america: If you are going to charge an arm and a leg for food, please make it good, or at the very least different than what Albertsons has!
US BANK: Holy Shit! What a horrible place. They tried to steal $1000 from me. I even had an account there and they accused me of all kinds of shit. It took me and 3 picket signs to get them to leave me alone! The most important thing was that in the end I was correct and they were the most difficult people to deal with. I even recorded conversations to catch them in their own web of lies. I hope they go out of business real soon!
Good Guys: This place I hate because of the slimey sales guys. They are THE WORST. They are the least knowledgable of ANYONE ANYWHERE. They wont let you buy cheap stuff because they get a smaller commission so they will force you to buy something you dont want. They are also lazy. Just recently I went in there (for the last time) and asked some highly technical questions about a product (I just wanted to make myself look smart). Well the dickhead didnt know the answer and since he was too lazy to go 'to the back' to get the box that would have my questioned answered on it he simply told me it wasnt worth his time to get it and pointed me to a computer with internet access. He told me to use google to find the answer. FUCK OFF YOU STUPID SALES DICKS
OUT OF BUSINESS 12/2005!!!
