1985 Pontiac 6000 - 1993 - 1996. This car was known as 'The Death Mobile'. It contained such features as a gas pedal that would move on its own and a gas tank that could only be filled up with 4 gallons of gas as it had a large hole in it. My 6k was a brownish color, which was nice as you could not see that the entire thing was covered in rust. I never got a ticket in this thing, however I did almost crash twice. Once I had to avoid a crash and pulled off into someons front yard ending up parallel to their house just outside their dining room window. I remember going out of control, tearing up the front yard, then stopping. I looked out my driverside window, and there no more than 10 feet away on the other side of a large window was a family of 4 having dinner. I tore out of there before they could say 'HEY ARE YOU GONNA PAY FOR THE DAMAGE TO MY FRONT YARD OR WHAT?! Second almost crash was coming down an ice covered hill at a very nice pace. I hit the brakes (no anti-lock) and spun across 5 lanes of traffic with everyone hitting their brakes and skidding out of control to avoid me. I am pretty sure some cars hit each other because I was out of control, but once I gained control I got the hell out of there without really checking
1987 Chevy Blazer - 1996-1999. This was probably my favorite car. It had a megaphone built in so I could grab the mic and scream at people to get out of my way. It also had a really nice stereo system in it. It had an oil leak, and once on a trip to toronto it ran out. The engine was making all sorts of noise pingin and pongin and thats when i noticed there was no oil. So from then on whenever I had to fill up with gas I had to fill up with oil. The muffler fell off once and I had to drive around town sounding like a race car. It was broken into twice. The first time someone broke in and the pigs showed up and they took off. The idiot cops would do nothing to look for the criminals. 1 Week later it was broken into again taking my stereo and megaphone. That was about the time I unloaded it..
1999 Chevy Malibu - 1999-Present.What a lovely car! i I have driven all 130000+ miles on this baby. Its all scrathed up from crashing into stuff. I've shattered the windshield twice. Once I cant remember why and the other time a meteor hit my car. The driver side back seat window doesnt work so you have to pull it up with your hands when you start and stop driving it. I got pulled over once for having a dirty car, and another time for speeding. No tickets yet! Its been broken into about 4 times and the most anyone ever stole was a super nintendo Someone tried to wrwite FUCK something with a key across the hood, so that looks nice The antenna got busted off like 3 weeks after I got it and I never fixed it. I used to go 20000 miles between oil changes, now I do it about once a year I listen to am radio because most of the speakers are blown.
Section 2: Cars I Have Driven
(For Now just a listing, pictures and more detailed dstories to follow)
Parents Cars -
1989 Bonneville - The first car I drove, it was my moms.
1992 Bonneville - Another car my mom had.
1993 Cadillac - My dads car
1989 Fiero - The only stick I have driven ( also my dads car) complete with fire extinguisher
1994 Explorer - My Dads
1995 Suburbon - Dads
1995 Explorer - Moms
1996 Expedition - Moms
1999 Lexus - some kind of car lexus.. My mom had one
2000 Chevy Tahoe - Dads
2004 Lexus SUV thing - moms
- I think thats it for parents cars...
Grandparents cars -
1990 Ford Ranger - Grandpa
1995 Ford Taurus - Grandma
1995 Grand Am - Grandma
Friends Cars -
1990 Red Jeep - Brads Jeep (trip to cedar point)
1993 Chevy Lumina - Niccis car
- I think thats it.. People always tell me I am a bad driver, I guess this proves it..
Rental Cars - (this is tuff...)
U-HAUL - Both a 10 ft and a 14 ft for moving
I rented some yellow Jeep Rangler once probably a 2001
Some kind of KIA SUV ~ 2004/2005 Seattle 2005
Some kind of cheap cheap Daewoo or something like that San Diego 2000
Chevy Mini Van - ~2002 (in Florida)
Brown Ford Taurus - Seattle 2002